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★ 500+ YACHTS More yachts than you can shake a gold-plated scepter at |
✈ FREE HELIPADS Every yacht comes with at least one helipad (why stop at one?) |
☃ GLOBAL DELIVERY We'll sail it to your private island, no questions asked |
⚖ TAX ADVISORY Our team of offshore specialists will handle the paperwork |
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THE COMPENSATOR $45,000,000 200 ft / 61m Twin MTU 4000 V16 Helipads: 1 Pools: 2 (one infinity) Crew: 30 Top Speed: 22 knots "Because size matters." HOT! |
OFFSHORE ACCOUNT $38,000,000 180 ft / 55m sailing Carbon fiber hull Helipads: 0 (peasant) Pools: 1 (saltwater) Crew: 24 "Eco-friendly" (lol) "For when you want to feel the wind in your money." NEW! |
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TRICKLE DOWN $120,000,000 350 ft / 107m Quad diesel-electric Helipads: 2 Pools: 4 (one is champagne) Crew: 85 Submarine bay: YES "The wealth will reach the lower decks eventually." SALE! |
GOLDEN PARACHUTE $400,000,000 500 ft / 152m Nuclear-capable* Helipads: 4 Pools: 7 (one Olympic) Crew: 150 9-hole floating golf course *pending regulatory approval "When one yacht isn't enough yacht." EXCLUSIVE |
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TAX HAVEN $28,000,000 160 ft / 49m Flagged in 3 countries Helipads: 1 Pools: 1 (heated) Crew: 22 Document shredder: industrial "Registered where the law can't find it." DEAL! |
LIQUID ASSETS $89,000,000 280 ft / 85m Ice-class hull Helipads: 2 Pools: 3 (one underwater) Crew: 60 Wine cellar: Olympic-sized "Converting capital to caviar since 2003." NEW! |
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THE WRITE-OFF $95,000,000 300 ft / 91m "Art installation" status Helipads: 3 Pools: 5 Crew: 75 Tax deductible** **consult your attorney "It's not a yacht, it's a floating art gallery. For taxes." 70% OFF* |
BOOTSTRAPS $250,000,000 420 ft / 128m Self-made hull™ Helipads: 3 Pools: 6 (one has waves) Crew: 110 Motivational PA system "Pulled itself up by its own anchor chain." ULTRA |
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***** "I bought THE COMPENSATOR and my ex-wife's lawyer immediately filed for a reassessment. 10/10 would recommend." - Chad Wellington III, Hedge Fund Manager [VERIFIED PURCHASE] |
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***** "The submarine bay on TRICKLE DOWN is perfect for when I need to escape press conferences. Very discreet." - Anonymous Tech CEO [VERIFIED PURCHASE] |
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***** "Lost one star because the champagne pool was only Moet. I specifically requested Dom. The crew has been disciplined." - Baroness von Cashflow [VERIFIED PURCHASE] |
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***** "GOLDEN PARACHUTE's floating golf course changed my life. I no longer have to interact with poor people at the country club." - Senator [REDACTED] [VERIFIED PURCHASE] |
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***** "Bought BOOTSTRAPS for my dog. She loves it. Well, the crew says she loves it. I haven't actually been on it." - Elon Bezos-Gates Jr. [VERIFIED PURCHASE] |
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***** "THE WRITE-OFF has saved me more in taxes than it cost to buy. My accountant cried tears of joy. Literally." - Dr. Sheldon Loophole, CPA [VERIFIED PURCHASE] |
| ◆ | Assert dominance over other marina guests |
| ◆ | Finally have enough room for your ego |
| ◆ | International waters = international rules (none) |
| ◆ | Your therapist said you need a hobby |
| ◆ | Tax purposes (always tax purposes) |
| ◆ | Because a mansion doesn't MOVE |
| ◆ | The ocean is the last place without cell service for your assistant |
| ◆ | You already bought everything else |
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~*xXx_YachtKing_xXx*~
- 03/14/1998 cool site!!! love the yachts. can u add more midi songs?? A++++ would visit again *** |
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~Princess_Monaco~
- 06/22/1999 Just bought my 3rd yacht from here. The document shredder on TAX HAVEN is *chefs kiss*. Merci! |
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CaptainCrunch420
- 11/08/1999 lol i can't afford any of these but i like looking at them. sick site webmaster!!! |
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$$$ The Donald $$$
- 01/01/2000 Great yachts, tremendous yachts. The best yachts. Nobody has better yachts than me though. Believe me. |
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SailorMoonFan97
- 04/15/2000 wrong site lol thought this was about anime boats. staying for the vibes tho. signed ur guestbook! |
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IRS_Investigator_7
- 09/30/2001 Interesting website. Very interesting. We'll be in touch. - Definitely Not the IRS |
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